Nobody does snow and ice like the south.  All those northern and midwestern and even western states spend months every year practicing–shoveling snow, de-icing cars, driving calmly through blizzards–but they just don’t get it.  The way to do snow properly is to stop in your tracks and stare.

Cancel school.

Build a snowman.

And give thanks every day while the snow lasts–

then go back to bragging about deliciously warm winters.

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