Flash Friday–The Loud Librarian

I’ve always loved libraries–I think as a child they were my favorite places to visit.  And while that may say all kinds of things about the pace of my childhood, I still find myself going to the library more than any place but home.  I’ve even thought that if I couldn’t be a writer, my next first choice of career would be a librarian.

In honor of all libraries and librarian’s everywhere, I give you–The Loud Librarian.

I was nestled in a corner at the back of the middle grade stacks, a copy of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in my hands.  I had at least twenty minutes before anyone would come looking for me, and I meant to make the most of it.  But as I opened my book and flipped to find my place, I heard voices—were they arguing?  I glanced around.  Surely Bessy, the librarian, would shut them up.  She had zero tolerance for noise.

Right on cue, I heard her voice.  “Shh, now.  You have no business being so loud—you’re disturbing the patrons.”

I smiled.  That ought to shut them up.  But, what was this?  The argument was continuing, and though it was quieter, it was also closer, only one stack over from me.  And now that I could hear it better…it sounded like Bessy was one of the arguees!

The male voice was rumbly but genteel, and had a funny accent.  “I don’t see why the library must be so quiet,” he said.  “With so many books at hand, there ought to be a great deal of discussion, with a general sharing of ideas to further the learning of all.  This insistence on silence is suppression of the highest sort.”

“Oh, nonsense,” Bessy whispered back.  “We simply want quiet so our patrons can enjoy their books.  There’s plenty of chattering and discussion outside the library.  You just don’t like any policy that requires you to zip your lips.”

“My dear,” the man rumbled. “That may have been something which it were wiser to leave unsaid.  Remember you promised to consider the wisdom in remaining silent.”

“It’s true, I did,” Bessy responded.  “And you promised to re-consider your complaints.  After all, any fool can complain and condemn.”

They were moving away from me again, so before they could leave I peeked through the stacked books in front of me, to see who it was that could break Bessy’s code of silence.

Bessy stuck a book in place, and moved another down one.  Her old-fashioned skirt was patterned in tea leaves, and her hair was wrapped up in a true librarian’s bun.  But beside her was a gentlemen who made Bessy look positively hip.  He wore a flowing white shirt with puffy sleeves and a ruffle of lacey cloth at his throat.  He also had on a vest, an old-fashioned pair of pants, and hair that came down to his shoulders.

But the weirdest part—I couldn’t hold in a gasp.  As he followed Bessy up the aisle, I could see the books he was passing through him!  He was see-through!

Hearing my gasp, he turned his head and looked at me through old-fashioned bifocals.  He winked, then slipped around the corner after Bessy, their voices continuing their murmured conversation.

I sat back, stunned.  I’d seen his face before—it was Benjamin Franklin!  I shook my head, and looked down at my book.  I’d found my place now, but though my eyes rested on the page, I could only stare blankly at the words.  Here I was, reading a fantastic book about imaginative things…and trying to tune out the voice of a ghost.  Had I finally lost my mind, or could it be that fact really was stranger than fiction?

Do you recognize the Franklin quotes I snuck in there?  More of a reference than a quote, actually.  What’s your favorite Benjamin Franklin quote?  Or do you find him annoying?

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    Are you serious? Fart Proudly? That’s too funny! Whatever made them choose that title–is it a Franklin reference that I’m not familiar with?

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    Franklin’s autobiography is free on Gutenberg. It’s an interesting study of the man’s mind, and says nothing about his role in the Revolution. It ends in about 1760 or earlier. Talks a lot about his philosophies of life and the mental discipline exercises he did.

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    Truth, I think I’ve got his autobiography kicking around the house somewhere, but it’s been a long (long!) time since I read it, and I think I read it on a plane or somewhere I was distracted. So, I know I missed parts. That, or I blocked out the farting bit. He is definitely one of the most unusual and fascinating minds this country has produced!

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    There was little or nothing about farting in that autobiography. I think that appears in his other writings. (I finished the autobiography last week,so it’s still fresh.) When you realize that Britain would have won the Revolutionary war without Franklin (bringing the French into the war) it gives you new perspective on just how important the man was to the USA.

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    I want a double-boiler for melting expensive chocolates, plus molds. And I wouldn’t say no to a bunch of LOTR Lego sets, either. 😉

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    Can’t name my favorite quote from him off the top of my head (too many business numbers and holiday/religious quotes atm since that is what I’ve been pounding out, lol) but he is SERIOUSLY one of my absolute favorite historic characters to study/follow up on!!! The impact that man had on sooo many different things (daylight savings, chimneys and lightening rods, politics, war strategies, cultural and folk foods, etc) is absolutely amazing to study out!

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    I’m thinking it’s time for me to reacquaint myself with good ol’ Ben, and pay attention this time. Maybe I’ll learn to fart proudly, too!

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    All right, my fiction is up. I adore libraries and your prompt, and your post, and Benjamin Franklin!! But I’m burned this week with NaNo going so I posted a craft piece from class. Do I get a linky button sometime, too, or do you host all of them? Just curious.

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    Yay I’ll go check it out–in just two seconds. Count ’em, one…two. Okay, maybe we shouldn’t count them. 😉

    Usually the linky stays on the hosting page, though there are some cool (and pricey, at least for WordPress users) versions that have links on everyone’s participating page. I’d like to do that kind, but for now I can’t. Feel free to share your page and or the linky page around, though, and maybe sometime we’ll get it going big enough we can get the other kind!

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    When I was a kid, the curtains in my room were made of fabric covered in Ben Franklin quotes. I doubt I will ever forget any of them (remember, Anne Bunker Matthews, Connie Bunker Martin?).

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    TM I don’t remember how he would have been perceived in those times. I do think he was considered quite charming and a people person, but I don’t remember more than that. Anybody else know the answer to this question?

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    What a good day to read this discussion on farting. At work I walked through someones fart and nearly died from the smell that had nothing to do with flowers. The air should have been colored red to warn people to travel around that area for a while! I gagged, for crying out loud! PEOPLE, if your stomach is that upset, GO HOME! You need to be near your bathroom.

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    My reading on the masons said he had secret passages to chambers of women dignitary of the times maybe they were just laughing at fart jokes but it is also rumoured he had quite the mastery of love making..KML

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    Brona maybe they came in to get Pepto Bismo? So sorry, whatever their reason! And, Tinamarie, now you’ve given me something else to research! I won’t rest til my curiosity is satisfied.

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    They were in Electronics on the opposite side of the store from Pepto. Maybe they were stocking up on movies to make the time go faster. Either way, that area needed caustion signs to warn others away. OK, now my mind has gone off into what the signs would say.

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    Suz you bring the best of people out I find this reading to be the best on FB in a while who cares about politics when you can talk of fart jokes..KML

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