10 – You’re thinking of changing your name to Honey, Sweetie, or Dear, and want to try them out.

9 – It’s the safest way to gain experience with unreasonable and angry people.

8 – You find poetry in poverty.

7 – You need an opportunity to show off how impervious you are to hot juice and glass shards.

6 – You get a rush when strange men ask for your phone number.

5 – You think the restaurant manager is cute and want to date him.

4 – Your uncle is a foot doctor and you feel obligated to supply him with painful feet.

3 – Carrying around wads of one dollar bills makes you feel special.

2 - You want to master the art of balancing six plates at once while keeping up a smile.

1 - You’ve heard it’s a great way to meet Hollywood agents and producers.

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