10 – Date a Blonde.

9 – Crush rose petals in your shoes.

8 – Make your mother-in-law green tea every day for a week.

7 – When parking your car, take the spot furthest from the store.

6 - Wallpaper your front door with all your old computer disks.

5 – Go to your local high school and kiss their mascot rock.

4 – The next time you go to the movie, buy a tub of popcorn for each person sitting on the end of a row.

3 – On the second night of the full moon take a shower in worm juice.

2 – Drive around town with your window rolled down yelling ‘Diddley-squat!’ at any green cars.

1 – Call all the people in the phone book with a last name like yours and compliment them on their intelligence.