Suzanne – Page 28 – Suzanne Warr

The Horrible, Ugly, Despicable and Demonic Chick-Eating Snake

23MaySuzanne16 CommentsChickens and Fabulous Fowl, Home in the Rookery

I get that snakes have their place in the world, and for a number of years I’ve tried to like them.Â They are kind of fascinating, even if it’s a creepy kind of fascination.Â Some of them are also beautiful.Â But as of today, I’ve officially given up the battle to like snakes, and will

The great thing about Mother’s Day

11MaySuzanne1 CommentChickens and Fabulous Fowl, Home in the Rookery, Just for Laughs

Remember that when you’re making your mom an omelette–she’ll love it, shells and all!

May the Fourth be with you–especially in the kitchen!

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So, kids have been released from the Star Wars mania and the votes are in on the new family favorite.Â But I want to know what you think!Â Which was our greatest success of the day, and which could be safely left behind on Tatooine with that nasty goop Luke refuses to eat? The pasta

The Writer’s Voice!

2MaySuzanne39 CommentsWriting

I made it–I’m in!Â Many thanks to the awesome coaches who’ve put this contest together for us!Â I can’t wait to work with these fabulous ladies over the next couple weeks! Â Brenda, Cupid, Krista, Monica–you’re the best! For my friends who haven’t been waiting with their fingers in their mouth to see if I got

Why Funny?

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I get asked every once in awhile why I write funny stuff.Â Do I really have a brain that still chortles over chicken jokes?Â Am I trying to say poop jokes are sophisticated humor?Â Well, yeah, actually.Â I am and they are!Â But there are myriad ways I could channel my juvenile side and I’ve

My thoughts the morning after April 15th

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Yesterday was a strange day.Â On a personal level, there were new tires to be purchased and placed on our car, taxes to be filed (with money owed), and the ever-present awareness that three years ago on April 15th of 2010Â I recieved the phone call telling me that my brother just younger than me had

Every Spring Has Its Showers

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The Queen of Burned Fingers, that’s my new title.Â But, I’m okay with that!Â I’ve decided I’mÂ also okay with Monday alarm clocks and impossible looming deadlines. Have I gone crazy?Â Well, judge for yourself. It started with the blister,Â but since that’s not very pretty and it is thankfully quite small, I’ll give you a pic

A Taste of the South

25MarchSuzanne12 CommentsExploring (travel), The Human Condition

I’ve never been a huge fan of southern cooking, so I was a little wary of trying any restaurant that was too authentically southern.Â No grits, livers, or fried okra for me!Â I like my food to fall into categories I would roughly describe as identifiable and, um, within a stone’s throw of “normal”. Anyway,

A Successful Comet Sighting!

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We went out comet-watching again tonight and finally–finally, finally, finally–we saw it! And I got a pic! Not easy to see, but I’m thrilled all the same!Â I’ll give you a minute to search the pic and try to spot it, then I’ll give you a couple hints in case you need them. …letting you

Calling All Opinions!

8MarchSuzanne21 CommentsWritingfeedback, luck-of-the-irish, middlegrade, ninchicks, novel, pitchfest, query, writeoncon

I’ve got questions, and I’m hoping you’ll help me out with the answers!Â Â My ‘official’ pitch is due for the Luck ‘o the Irish pitchfest over at Writeoncon by the end of the week, so let’s do this! First the questions: Does ‘NinChicks’ sound like it will be a book about girls, or female chickens? Do

Suzanne Warr

Narrative designer, game designer, author

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