Funny Stupid Ferret Commercial

Okay, see what you think: [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/B4D1T1pwC4o” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] For my part, I have to admit the commercial’s funny, and it probably works as a commercial because I’m more likely to notice Mountain Dew (though I still won’t buy it) in the store. I know some ferret owners are concerned that it gives ferrets a

Top Ten Weird Weather

While we’re discussing Hurricanes and other gifts of nature, check out this list on LiveScience. My favorite would have to be the Great Balls of Fire,  but they all send my muse diving for a pen to write down all the ideas–just after she grabs an umbrella.

Craft – Truth wrapped in a Joke

Ryan stopped as he walked by the kitchen door.  Was that the smell of pizza?  He took two steps back, so he could see into the room. In the middle of the table was a box of Meat Lovers pizza.  Kyle sat on the kitchen counter with a large wedge in his hand, while Todd was leaned over the table to get

My Place of Importance

My five-year-old is learning to buckle her own seatbelt reliably, and is also eternally curious, so she asked me what would happen if she didn’t buckle up. I explained that I could be fined, lose my license, or even possibly go to jail. (Maybe a bit extreme, but I wanted her to buckle up). She thought about that

Which Writer are You?

I’ve been toodling around the internet today (ignoring my staggering pile of classwork) and came across this quiz, which I linked to through G. W. Thomas’s site. According to the quiz, I’m Arthur C. Clarke. Who the heck is Arthur C. Clarke? Well, the guy who wrote 2001: A Space Odyssey, among other things.  I remember

Top Ten Reasons to Become a Waitress

10 – You’re thinking of changing your name to Honey, Sweetie, or Dear, and want to try them out. 9 – It’s the safest way to gain experience with unreasonable and angry people. 8 – You find poetry in poverty. 7 – You need an opportunity to show off how impervious you are to hot juice and glass shards. 6 –