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My Wand and I

31OctoberSuzanne6 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughshalloween bellatrix lestrange costume pumpkin jack o lantern chicks mummy snack fun joke laugh

Tonight I ventured out as Bellatrix Lestrange.Â I knew the muggles wouldn’t notice me, as they were gorging themselves on candy and blinded by their masks.Â They also spent a lot of time talking to pieces of plastic.Â So typical of muggles! It was distasteful to brush elbows with the muggles, but I had a

Candycorn Fingernails and a Guest Post

13OctoberSuzanne2 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughs

Itâ€™s October, and the Thirteenthâ€“what could possibly be cooler than that?Â Well, maybe if you flipped those numbers around and made it the 31st, so we could all get our fill of candy and costumes!Â Of course, that would also mean the month was over, and Iâ€™d never hasten October on its way.Â â€˜Sides, I

A Dishes Manifesto

22SeptemberSuzanne3 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughs, Writingscbwi carolinas dishes housekeeper frankenstein monster, writer, writing

Last night when I went in to do the dishes (at 11:00pm, the only decent hour for housework) the pile was so ugly and aggressivelyÂ leering that I grabbedÂ my camera and took a picture.Â That way I’d be ready if some nasty beast crawled out and demanded I cook him an omelette. Plus, I’ll always have

Message In A Bottle

10AugustSuzanne4 CommentsExploring (travel), Just for Laughs

Facebook, email, texting…if you’re anything like me, sending letters in the mail as a form of communication sounds really, really sloooow.Â But what if you couldn’t even use the good old red flag on your mailbox, and had to send your messages by bottle and cork?Â What would you say? Me, I think I’d write

Embracing Rejectomancy

25JulySuzanneJust for Laughs, Writingwriting rejection rejectomancy novel submission agents fulls query crazy help

I am in denial.Â Every day IÂ pretendÂ I have aÂ life, and the reason I check my emails seventeen times an hour has nothing to do with theÂ three requested fulls I haveÂ currently under consideration with agents.Â I act cool, casual.Â Pretend patience.Â But I’m not fooling anyone.Â The truth is, I’ve been bit by the querying bug,

One Man’s Junk…

15JulySuzanne2 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughs

Is another man’s treasure, right?Â That how the saying tells it.Â So I guess it’s no surprise that the recent heat wave that’s had most of us moaning and groaning that even the pool was too hot would be heaven for someone out there.Â Some one prickly, pineapple-shaped…and presumed dead.Â My Cycad, to be exact.

If All Else Fails, Wrap It In Lettuce

8JulySuzanneHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughs

I’ve discovered something better than forks, knives, spoons, chopsticks or even fingers for eating food.Â It’s lettuce!Â It started one day when I wanted the mandarin orange chicken my husband was cooking, but not the rice that went with it.Â I remembered how much I love PF Changs lettuce wraps, and, Ta Da!Â One lettuce

Strawberry Pie Memorial

28MaySuzanne10 CommentsJust for Laughs, Writing

This is what comes from rampant flights of imaginative wonder coupled withÂ a tendency to obsess.Â I didn’t mean it to happen.Â I was just day-dreaming a bit and thinking up a spunky little fellow for 13 Demon Days, but apparently my creativity has taken on a life of its own.Â Look what followed us home

A Hog Day w/o Hollering

23MaySuzanne4 CommentsExploring (travel), Just for Laughs

If you smelled something heavenly Saturday, you needn’t worry.Â It wasn’t the rapture and you weren’t left behind–it was justÂ Hillsborough’s much anticipated Hog Day!Â My first favorite of the day had to be this hat, which was spotted by theÂ fantastic and funÂ Orange Charter School table.Â Â Next on our list of must haves was of course food,

Seven Stylish Secrets

13MaySuzanne9 CommentsBlogging, Just for Laughsabout me seven secrets stylish blogger award pat esden eric james stone turkey boy's girl steven stewert MOT's simple life Why I YA

I usually blog on Sundays, but since I sometimes blog on Mondays or even miss a week, today I’m blogging on Friday.Â Did that make sense?Â Oh, good!Â For a minute there I thought my logic had gone bad. The wonderfully stylish and sensational Pat Esden has tapped me for the: Which I’m delighted to

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