For those of you who’ve read my prior math blogs, or believe in the mathematician conspiracy, I need not tell you how broken up I am to be putting my math book away.  So devastated I’ve gone beyond wailing and tears into the realms of the deleriously happy.  I even wrote the ratty old thing a note, which I’ve copied here:

Dear Math Book,

So long, and may we never meet again.  I just don’t think I could survive seeing you. But don’t worry–it wasn’t you, it was me.  Really.

Farewell forever!