10 - Give them a list of the things they should change to accomodate your kids.

9 – Stay up late watching shows and talking.

8 – Don’t worry about their non-smoking policy, that doesn’t apply to family.

7 - Borrow their car, then bring it back empty.

6 - Bring your pets with you.  Who knows, they may learn to love animals.

5 – Redecorate their boring guest bedroom.  You’ll be doing them a favor.

4 - Drop your laundry by the washer so they can put it through with their wash.

3 – If they take you out to eat, go for the pricey lobster.  You may not get this chance again.

2 – Never offer to do the dishes or clean the house.  After all, this is your vacation.

1 – When your kids break things, remind the in-laws that putting breakables away was in your list.