10 – Enamel coat each piece and use them as gag gifts.

9 – Take it to a business competitors office and leave it in the staff lounge.

8 - Give it to your dentist as contraband.

7 – Host a game night and make the losers eat candy.

6 – Wait ’til your kids aren’t looking, then put it all away for next Halloween.

5 - Take it to a clothing store and fill all the coat pockets.

4 – Mail the stale, recycled pieces from last Halloween to your least favorite relative.

3 – Hide it in your closet and eat it whenever you crave a midnight snack.

2 – Wrap it all up and take it to a white elephant party.

1 – Keep it handy as ammunition for the next time you fight with your spouse.