10 – You start planning you Black Friday route in April.

9 – You walk out of stores with bags in your hands and no recollection of how they got there.

8 – You put your family to bed, then creep into the office to shop online.

7 – Your ebay buyer rating is Red Shooting Star.

6 – You have a pair of shoes for every day of the year.

5 – Your favorite thing on TV is the infomercials.

4 – You hide things in the wrong department and come back when they’re out of season and marked down.

3 – You’ll buy anything if it’s 50% off.

2 – If you haven’t bought something in the last six hours you get the shakes.

1 – While other people take beach vacations, you just shop the outlets.

 

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