10 - The ‘vote for me’ pamphlets they gave you last election. 

9 – A diaper with unwrapped chocolates inside. 

8 – The hairball your cat threw-up.

7 – All the margarine lids in your tupperware drawer.

6 – The dead (pet) fish you’re keeping frozen in the freezer.

5 – All your unmatched socks.

4 – Your rattiest and ugliest old text book.

3 – Your old kickboxing videos.

2 – Your soup cans that expired last May.

1 – A portfolio of your child’s worst art work.

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