1 – Get a bucket of scalding water.  Get a bucket of cold.  Put one foot in each.

2 – Start at the beginning of Moby Dick (unabridged) and start reading.  It won’t take long. 

3 – Get in your car and drive until you find a stop sign.  Turn left.  Repeat until you’re tired.

4 – Find a bag of Ghirardelli chocolates and eat the entire thing.  When you’ve pried yourself off the ceiling you’ll land in your bed.

5 – Sing the ABC’s backwards.

6 – Do an internet search in a language you don’t know and read the text until boredom induces exhaustion.

7 – Lay down candy all over the house.  Follow the trail on all-fours picking the candy up with your teeth.

8 – Scrub the entire house like twelve of your in-laws are coming.

9 – Write down everything weighing on your mind.  Burn the list.

10 – Visit the nearest college campus and record a lecture.  Use as needed.