10 – Your darling might buy you something pink and sweet.

9 – You have a chance to revisit the weight you worked off since Christmas.

8 – You have a wider selection of cheap chocolate than any other time of the year.

7 – If you’re really lucky and really charming, you might get a heart pillow or a stuffed monkey.

6 – You can eat candy and have a conversation with it at the same time.

5 – If you have any red decorations still up from Christmas they’ll blend in.

4 – You can wear those sparkly heart-shaped glasses hiding in the back of your closet.

3 – You can write ‘I love you’ on a card without fear of being taken seriously.

2 – You can restock your collection of fluffy-ended glitter pencils.

1 – The tatoo parlor runs a special on hearts and cupids.