A hedgehog, of course! Â We had one back in our college days, and he traveled with us all the way from BYU in Provo, Utah to W&L in Lexington, VA. Â We did stop for a month or so in St. Louis, MO, so he could take a short break from car rides, but I think he was a trooper traveler. Â And then, while my hubby was in school, we would move each summer, so he went with us to Maryland and the next summer to Alexandria, Va. Â He really was a well-traveled hedgehog. Â And throughout it all he remained sweet, easy-going, and excellent at teaching our little boy the essential skill of being gentle with animals–or learn exactly what happens to people who don’t treat a hedgehog with respect.
Unfortunately I couldn’t dig up a picture of him–they were probably ruined in the great basement flood of early 2010. Â But this guy could be his cousin.
And today’s flash piece–with the prompt of overcoming physical obstacles with gold-medal flair–is in honor of him.
My skin was dry and my spines thirsty–I needed a bath! But Ora, my human, was busy watching her screen where other humans twisted and turned on ice. Â Sometimes she got all excited about it, but I didn’t see what was the big deal. Â The water was hard, so it was no good for bathing.
No matter, I’m a resourceful hedgehog and that’s saying something, you know. Â We hedgehogs have been swimming streams and adventuring in new lands for longer than dogs have been begging. Â I’d just have to get my own bath.
First challenge was escaping my playpen on the floor. Â I’d done it before, but remembering how was a little tricky. Â Did my front feet go here? Â Or was it there? Â Oops. Â No, that wasn’t it. Â Maybe a different corner was better–not all the little wire fences were quite the same, so another set might make for an easier climb.
I reached as high as I could–stretched my paws and gripped the top, than scrambled with my legs–and fell back down inside the pen. Â Phooey. Â Back to the first corner. Â Stretch again–reach! Â The front paws had no trouble, but the back paws just slipped uselessly. Â Then I saw my favorite sock lying on the floor and that gave me a little extra oomph. Â My right rear leg came up, caught, and I was over!
I chortled to myself and trundled over to my sock. Â Ahh, sock. Â So much fun to play with. Â But I didn’t stick my head in too far, cause I didn’t want to get stuck. Â I was a hedgehog on a mission.
Into the bathroom I scurried, my nails skittering on the smooth floor. Â I looked around for the sink where Ora always bathes me but–wow. Â It was a lot higher than I remembered. Â How was I ever going to get so high?
I plunked down on the floor to think. Â Back in the bedroom, Ora cheered and clapped. Â Then someone played some music that sounded like battle had been won. Â But, I was no closer to getting my bath.
The trouble is, the bathroom cabinets are slick and smooth, with nowhere for my paws to grip. Â But I didn’t climb out of my cage only to be defeated now! Â I stared intently around the bathroom til I thought I had a path mapped out. Â It would take daring, and hedgehog resourcefulness, but it could be done. Â First step, make a rope ladder from the toilet paper.
Two good jumps, and I had the dangling end of the tp. Â Now all I had to do was pull the rest off, and why not have a little fun with that? Â I stuck the tp to my spikes, crouched low, and raced to the end of the bathroom!
Except, the tp ran out just before I got to the door and jerked me off my feet. Â Not to worry–they don’t call me a hedgehog for nothing. Â I curled into a ball and let that tp roll me right back to the wall. Â Of course, that made just a little bit of a mess and I got some bits of shredded tp in my spikes, but at least in the end I got myself untangled.
Now I had a strip of tp running up to the brown paper roll, and once I climbed that it was my plan to leap across to the potted plant beside the counter, and walk across its big, broad leaves to the sink. Â Brilliant, yes?
And the first part went perfectly…it was only the last part that fell apart. Â Because those leaves might look sturdy, but really they’re quite flimsy, as I can tell you now. Â When I made my leap the whole plant swayed, and when I started crawling out on the leaf, it snapped at the stem! Â I went plunging down and bonked into the side of the pot. Â Luckily I’d curled into my tightest ball, so I bounced right off, but the pot swayed crazily and came crashing down after me.
Well, I just kept myself curled tight, squeezed my eyes shut, and rolled to safety! Â Phew. Â No harm done.
Ora heard the thump, and came running to see what it was. Â When she saw me sitting in the middle of the soil with tissue stuck to my spines and dirt all over me, she let out a squeal like the sound she made when the other humans jumped and twirled. Â I smiled at that–it’s always nice to be appreciated–and took a small bow.
Ora started to laugh, and then bent down to scoop me up. Â “Hedgie, you need a bath!”
Well, duh! Â I could have told her that.
Notice how up above I didn’t mention my hedgehog’s name? Â That’s because…and I hardly dare confess it…I think his name was Hedgie. Â Or, at least that’s what we called him. Â Probably the most un-creative name a hedgehog could ever have, right? Â I blame the toddler. Â What’s your favorite kind of pet? Â And what’s the most boring–or original–name you’ve ever given an animal?
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