10 – Tell your employees that from now on, you’re all doing aerobics during meetings.

9 – Give your phone to the neighbors dog and tell him it’s a bone.

8 – Make three giant casserols every Sunday, then eat them all week.

7 – Fill your cupboards with extra food, then just keep the dishes in the dishwasher.

6 – Have your yard declared a natural wildlife refuge, then sit back and let it grow.

5 – Cancel your cable and internet service.

4 – Tell your kids they can have just one after-school activity–and it’s called ‘chore time’!

3 – Wear your clothes in the shower, so they get washed too.

2 – If the kitchen floor gets dirty, just borrow the neighbor’s dog.

1 – Whenever anybody asks you to do anything, ‘Just Say No’.