This Won’t Take Long

Similar to sentences like ‘You can’t miss it’, ‘Consider it done’, and ‘You won’t feel a thing’.  The fates of the world sharpen their ears, day and night, for such foolish mortal slips.  When such a phrase is heard the fates whoop and swoop toward the target of their ridicule, intent on rubbing the puny face of the mortal into the dirt and grime of their own impotence.  Don’t worry, the fates say, this will only take a minute.

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