What with the food banning proposed in NYC and lawsuits elsewhere, I’m thinking that we’ll soon see ‘speak easies’ for fatty fried foods such as the eternally evil McDonald’s french fries.

I can see it now– the dark alley and back door entrance.  The soft knock and murmured password.  The hooded, hidden figure shows you to your seat–and brings out a heaping basket of fries with a tall bottle of catsup alongside.  Be wary, my friend.  You’ve entered the world of forbidden foods.

 

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