Suzanne – Page 30 – Suzanne Warr

One Twix, two Twix, three little Twixes…

31OctoberSuzanne4 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for LaughsHalloween village story scary silkies chickens party food fun kids

I know some of you are hiding from the trick or treaters, and others are wishing you could get the kiddies to come.Â We just don’t worry about them.Â After 4 or 5 Halloweens without a single kid on our street, let alone our property, this year we decided to eat all the candy ourselves.

A Handmade Parade…of Voters?

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Republican, Democrat, Independent, undecided, rabidly sure, die-hard party loyalist–is anybody else sick to death of this election?Â I never answer the phone anymore without attempting to use my nonexistent psychic powers to tell if this is someone calling about chickens, or a recording blasting me with political speak.Â Even our family discussions seem to be

Pardon the long silence, I’ve been taken by zombies

15OctoberSuzanne7 CommentsJust for Laughshalloween pumpkins pancake pirate fight jack o lanterns acorn natural nature joke laugh humor

As I write this I am listening to the sickening shuffle and stomp of the zombies as they walk across the boards over my head.Â They’ve stuffed me in the crawl space and locked the door.Â Most of you were eaten before they caught up to me.Â Since they like their…’meat’…fresh, they’re keeping me alive

You Can Take a Chicken to Watermelon, But You Can’t Make Him Eat.

19SeptemberSuzanne2 CommentsChickens and Fabulous Fowl, Writinghorn book first person present tense chicken funny watermelon treat rooster silkie splash novel write writing

Most of our chickens love watermelon rinds–it’s truly their most favorite treat ever!Â Super Splash, our pet silkie, somehow missed the memo.Â We were sad to see him missing out, so one day we offered him a piece.Â Coaxed him toward it.Â And finally tried to stick his beak in it. He was gonna love

Smokin’ Smokies

4SeptemberSuzanneExploring (travel), Just for Laughsgreat smokies national park gatlinburg tenessee pepper palace ramsey cascade fun trip travel family hot sauce

It’s funny, when I think of our trip to Great Smokies National Park and Gatlinburg, I think of tears andÂ burning,Â despite myÂ rating it one of our best trips ever!Â No one cried while we climbed up to Ramsey Cascades except my legs and feet, whichÂ whimpered the last 2 miles!Â Logging in at a strenuous 12.75, this

Releasing My Inner Alligator

27AugustSuzanne8 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughsalligator wild baby adult pic image people goals bucket list forty old age humor joke laugh

Lots of people nowadays have a bucket to do thing–a never-ending list of all the fabulous things they wanna do before they die.Â I’ve decided on a list of things I wanna do before I’m an official, can’t-deny-it-anymore grownup andÂ turn Forty.Â Any Freudians out there, please refrain from drawing any conclusions about my perspective on

Chocolate Chicken Eggs!!!

4AugustSuzanne2 CommentsChickens and Fabulous Fowl, Just for Laughsmarans chickens chocolate eggs black copper marans funny joke laugh

Remember way back in the spring when I blogged about our new adorable little penguin chicks?Â Turns out I was wrong about them, and can let my zoo license lapse…at least for a few months.Â Those lovely babies have grown into gracious Black Copper Marns chickens.Â In this photo you see one of our roos,

Things Learned While Spying On the Cat

24JulySuzanne15 CommentsHome in the Rookery, Just for Laughs

Our daughter is very fond of dragonflies, so when the cat went after a big gorgeous blue one she grabbed Apricot (that’s kitty) and stuck her in a chicken cage while she carried the dragonfly off to our pond. I, of course,Â grabbed my camera and hid behind a tree.Â Past experience had shown me that

That Lovely Little Thing Called Writer’s Block…

10JulySuzanne8 CommentsJust for Laughs, Writing

It really is lovely, don’t you think?Â My writing buddy and dear friend Laura gave one to each of us Cabinet members, and I for one am still laughing! It’s got a nicely aged look to it–appropriate for something that’s been plaguing writers since the dawn of time!Â It’s also inscribed with different words on

Happy Independence Day!

3JulySuzanneHome in the Rookery

Lately my fun reading is all about Freemasons, Rosicrucians, the illuminati, and the history of such organizations as the FBI, CIA and NSA.Â And where do IÂ find reading material for such secretive organizations and societies?Â At the public library, of course! This, to me, encapsulates much of what I love about America and the freedoms

Suzanne Warr

Narrative designer, game designer, author

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