10-You’ve missed having sand in your hotdog.

9-It’s been months since you wore painful pink.

8-You plan to build sand castles when you grow up.

7-You’ve heard that salt is a great preservative.

6-You’ve never seen a shark up close.

5-You have a book that can only be read at the beach.

4-You’re waiting for your ship to come in.

3-You have pink and blue flip-flop earrings.

2-All your old t-shirts are dirty.

1-You’re an undercover photographer for Sports Illustrated.