10. It doesn’t match your new motorbike.

9. Your roommate bought the same model and you keep taking his. 

8. When you slip it in your pocket, it makes a slight bulge.

7. You’ve heard people in third world countries need old cell phones.

6. You gave your number to a guy in a bar, and he’s passed it out to all his friends.

5. You gave your number to a girl in a bar, and she won’t stop calling.

4. All your ringtones are boring.

3. Your boss has the number memorized.

2. You got toilet water on your old one.

1. It’s a butt-ugly old dinsosaur and you don’t want it anymore.