10 – You’ve always wanted tap-happy feet.

9 – You’re craving frozen fish sticks.

8 – Your old boy/girlfriend moved to Greenland and you need a little more space.

7 – Your snowman melted last week and you want to build another.

6 – You went to Australia, but they threw you out.

5 – Your favorite song is ‘White Christmas’.

4 – The last time you went you bought the wrong size T-shirt.

3 – You’ve heard the Abominable Snowman has some killer snowcones to share. 

2 – You plan on doing a handstand in the snow and pretending you’re holding up the world.

1 – Penguins are cute and fuzzy.