Top Ten Ways to Cope This Holiday

10 – Just buy everyone on the list a gift certificate.

9 – Work out the punching bag at the gym.

8 – Vent your frustration into your driving.

7 – Get in to your pajamas and stay in them ’til New Years.

6 – Buy yourself the complete Spa treatment.

5 – Start a blog, then use it to blackmail aquaintances.

4 – Tell your kids Santa moved to the South Pole and left you in charge.

3 – Call people at random and tell them their luggage is lost.

2 – Wrap your to do list in red ribbon and burn it.

1 – Order pizza for Christmas morning.

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