10 - You’ll never have to do any real work.

9 – Your friends will all be famous.

8 – No one will ever criticize your writing again.

7 – You can be a primadonna artiste and no one will complain.

6 – You can pick out a cool new name.

5 – You won’t have to study for a degree–the universities will shower them on you.

4 – When you’re mad at someone, you can kill them in your book.

3 – Your self-doubt will vanish, never to be seen again.

2 – You can buy that castle you want and still have money for the yacht.

1 – Your eighth-grade english teacher will call you up and apologize.