The Ongoing Saga of the Saltwater Tank

Back in December (2007) when we got our tank I didn’t blog about it ’cause the tank was more for my husband.  Besides, it was just before Christmas and I was overwhelmed with school, etc.

Then I fell in love with the tank, and discovered it was for me, too.  My favorite date is to the fish store, and I’d rather study or write with the sound of the circulating water in my ear than anywhere else.  Saltwater fish are actually interesting, and unique, unlike most freshwater fish I’ve seen.  But it seemed a bit late to start blogging about it.

A few months passed, and our first (and only) fish disappeared.  A mysterious clicking sound resounded from our rocks.  Our hermit crabs started showing punctures in their shells, and little puffs of sand would appear out of the rocks, accompanied by more clicking.

We had a Mantis Shrimp.

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Only instead of being bright and colorful and wanted, our Mantis Shrimp was drab and grey and unwanted.  It was a murderous fish-eating hitchhiker that would prove truly obdurate to get out of our tank.

Meet Penelope

I promised a pic of Penelope, and here she is. No, not the girl.  The cannon half-buried in the sidewalk.  She was dubbed Penelope and lived an exciting life as a kind of town mascot before dying mid-blast.  She was given a full funeral and buried here, in the sidewalk outside an old news office.  May the

Tomato Wanted Poster

I hope you can read the text on this–it was posted outside our local favorite, Moe’s.  I seem to see a shadowy tomato thief reflected in the glass.  Let’s hope they catch the culprit soon and bring him/her to tomato justice!

Double Entendre

Our six-year old stopped in the middle of her story and gave me a worried look. “Mom, I just popped one of my knuckles.” She didn’t sound like she was in pain, so I barely paused. “You’re fine.  Your knuckles just do that.” She considered, than nodded. “Yeah, and even after they pop, somehow there’s

Best and Worst for Christmas

Five Worst Things to Hear/Read at the Holidays:  “First, promise you won’t be mad…” “Some Assembly Required” “Do we have jumper cables?” “…the oven was never turned on.” “Attention passengers, due to inclement weather…”   Five Best Breakfast Foods for Christmas Morning: Hot chocolate with crushed candy cane Left-over pizza, minus the anchovies Sliced bannana with melted

The Laundry Thing

What is it about laundry?  No single item of clothing is too heavy for an old lady to carry, so it can’t very well be considered hard labor.  We buy gleaming machines that take our clothes for a ride and spit them out warm and fuzzy.  The soaps and scrubbies come in such a variety that every